Today I accomplished something I thought I never would. Something that's been tormenting me for over 20 years.
I dodged more than 200 lightning strikes in a row on FFX:
If you don't know anything about this, then I will go back 25 years in time and take up residence inside your head, all safe and warm never to know anything about it either.
But if you NEED the context, here it is. There are a selection of ultimate weapons called Celestial Weapons, one for each character. Obtaining these weapons and charging them up to thier full potential require completing a variety of challenging side missions and mini games. Some of these challenges are fairly straight forward, but take a lot of time and grind. Others in theory should not take that long, but are so nightmarishly hard that the developers responsible have a place reserved in hell.
This, what they call "The Lightning Dance" challenge, is one of the very worst. There is an area called "The Thunder Plains" whare lightning can strike the character. It does not harm the party or anything, it's just an indigenous feature of this region. Is possible to dodge these lightning strikes by hitting the right button when you see a "flash" on the screen. The thing is, the time between the "flash" and the lightning strike is right on the limit of a human being's reaction time. I'm not exaduating when I say it's barely possible to dodge just one of them.
Yet for this challenge, you are expected to dodge 200 of them in a row. No saves, no leaving the area, no nothing. Get hit, and start all over again.
For years this has tormented me, but I've got there with, if I may say so, a pretty impressive 309. Fantastic. Now I never need to do this again in my life ever.
Next, and last, is trying to get a time of 0.00 seconds in the Chocobo Race. God help me...