If animals could talk, which animal would be the most annoying?

[killamch89]

I'd say dogs because they're so expressive and persistent in terms of getting your attention. My dog Lassie is very expressive and constantly tries responds to anything I say - I don't think I could manage her talking lol. What's your pick?

[The Blackangel]

My birds Apple and Baby. Neither of them shut up as it is, and if they could actually speak human words, I would move out into the yard and never come back in.

[killamch89]

On 6/3/2021 at 9:45 PM, The Blackangel said:

My birds Apple and Baby. Neither of them shut up as it is, and if they could actually speak human words, I would move out into the yard and never come back in.

Birds were my second pick but I went with dogs simply because if they could talk, they'd constantly demand your attention and annoy you when you're doing anything and be like "what you doing?" and " can we play fetch? I'm bored."

[The Blackangel]

I had a macaw that actually would call people "asshole". He was a dick, but it was funny as hell when he did that. It got to be considered a badge of honor for him to call you one. I think I have over 30 of those badges, and I'm proud of every one.

[killamch89]

1 hour ago, The Blackangel said:

I had a macaw that actually would call people "asshole". He was a dick, but it was funny as hell when he did that. It got to be considered a badge of honor for him to call you one. I think I have over 30 of those badges, and I'm proud of every one.

I also had a parrot named Max when I was younger and he learned to curse from my parents constantly arguing lol. It was funny when he re-enacted their argument word for word.