Would you rather have to fart loudly every time you have a serious conversation or have to burp after every kiss?

[killamch89]

Personally, farting can be a great icebreaker especially during very serious and tense conversations - it helps lighten the mood. Do you agree with my choice?

[The Blackangel]

Ew. Both would be completely humiliating. I would have to roll the dice on that one and just go with whatever it landed on.

[killamch89]

8 hours ago, The Blackangel said:

Ew. Both would be completely humiliating. I would have to roll the dice on that one and just go with whatever it landed on.

Be honest - the fart is more hilarious especially if it doesn't smell. The burp on the other hand, Yeah I've seen people trying to burp and started vomiting. Definitely not a fan of that one.

[The Blackangel]

As long as it didn't happen in public in front of people, then fine, I'll go with the fart.

[Empire]

Farting smells so god damn bad at times that makes yourself die, farting in the shower is just an death trip since the fart air got nowhere to go but up your noise. FOr me I can burp and fart at once. I never had a GF and so my answer is fart at them

[The Blackangel]

2 hours ago, Empire said:

Farting smells so god damn bad at times that makes yourself die, farting in the shower is just an death trip since the fart air got nowhere to go but up your noise. For me I can burp and fart at once. I never had a GF and so my answer is fart at them

Ew.

[killamch89]

On 6/11/2021 at 4:56 PM, The Blackangel said:

As long as it didn't happen in public in front of people, then fine, I'll go with the fart.

You see? Plus burping can be so uncomfortable at times...

14 hours ago, Empire said:

Farting smells so god damn bad at times that makes yourself die, farting in the shower is just an death trip since the fart air got nowhere to go but up your noise. FOr me I can burp and fart at once. I never had a GF and so my answer is fart at them

🤣🤣🤣

[Empire]

9 hours ago, killamch89 said:

🤣🤣🤣

We all do it 😛 

[killamch89]

On 6/13/2021 at 5:27 AM, Empire said:

We all do it 😛 

Funny enough I read about a story the other day where a guy's fart was so horrible that it forced a plan to make an emergency landing and the passengers had to be evacuated because the fart actually started to make some of the passengers and flight attendants sick. I'm not going to lie, I was laughing so hard at this.