Would you rather randomly time travel +/- 20 years every time you fart or teleport to a different place on earth (on land, not water) every time you sneeze?

[killamch89]

I'd take the teleporting every time I sneeze - imagine sneezing and ending up in the Himalayas or in the middle of an elephant stampede. I'd make myself sneeze just by punching myself in the nose. Which one would you pick and why?

[The Blackangel]

I'd probably go with the time travel. Maybe I can fart enough times to end up in the Renaissance. If I made it there, then I would stick a cork in my ass, and avoid beans.

[killamch89]

11 hours ago, The Blackangel said:

I'd probably go with the time travel. Maybe I can fart enough times to end up in the Renaissance. If I made it there, then I would stick a cork in my ass, and avoid beans.

Or maybe bring back a dinosaur with you to the present and unleash it on humanity - the only reason I didn't want the time travel is that I'm not certain what consequences it could have. Multiverse theory is a bitch.

[The Blackangel]

14 hours ago, killamch89 said:

Or maybe bring back a dinosaur with you to the present and unleash it on humanity - the only reason I didn't want the time travel is that I'm not certain what consequences it could have. Multiverse theory is a bitch.

Yeah but I could open up a savings account 100 years in the past, and just wait for the money to accumulate until now. Then when I get back to the present, and the account has accumulated interest over a hundred year period, I would pay a doctor to fix my issue, and I'm set.

I could also get some extremely valuable collectibles. Like go to 1986 and buy up a bunch of basketball card packs and save all the Jordan rookie cards I could find.

Edited June 17, 2021 by The Blackangel

[killamch89]

8 hours ago, The Blackangel said:

Yeah but I could open up a savings account 100 years in the past, and just wait for the money to accumulate until now. Then when I get back to the present, and the account has accumulated interest over a hundred year period, I would pay a doctor to fix my issue, and I'm set.

I could also get some extremely valuable collectibles. Like go to 1986 and buy up a bunch of basketball card packs and save all the Jordan rookie cards I could find.

Funny enough, most of those collectibles are being sold as NFTs for millions of dollars.

[The Blackangel]

Not familiar with the acronym "NFT", but I know about the complete sets. They go for crazy money to collectors. That's the only reason I would be going for them. Buy up all the card packs I could, complete as many sets as I could, sell them off, and maybe hang on to a few. Kind of a "rainy day fund" if you will.

Also it would be kinda funny to me if I was the reason for things like the Antikythera Mechanism, and the London Hammer. Just to screw with peoples heads. That would be hilarious.

Edited June 18, 2021 by The Blackangel

[killamch89]

7 hours ago, The Blackangel said:

Not familiar with the acronym "NFT", but I know about the complete sets. They go for crazy money to collectors. That's the only reason I would be going for them. Buy up all the card packs I could, complete as many sets as I could, sell them off, and maybe hang on to a few. Kind of a "rainy day fund" if you will.

Also it would be kinda funny to me if I was the reason for things like the Antikythera Mechanism, and the London Hammer. Just to screw with peoples heads. That would be hilarious.

I remember selling some cards from a trading card game for like $200 - I was stunned to say the least.