killamch89 Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 A few years ago when I was in Florida, my little cousin went into Walmart to buy something and they had one these little kids pony things outside so I took seat on it and ended up dozing off. Needles to say, I woke up to some kid saying "aren't you too old to be riding that?" What’s the funniest place you’ve ever fallen asleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blackangel Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 I'm going to assume movie theatres don't count? If that's the case, then I would say the kitchen. I only woke up to the smell of a burning pizza. But at least I got a new frisbee out of the whole incident, and a chew toy for my dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality vs Adventure Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 I will refrain from answering. lol Let's just say I've woken up outside in public on the ground a few times. I woke up on ant piles and horse shit in a horse pasture once. I woke up on the roof of a building once, lol. I'm surprised I'm alive cause I woke up in my vehicle with the windows up in the middle of summer drenched in sweat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagger Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 (edited) The bathroom of a professional football (soccer) player. Here's the story. I was 18 working at an electronics factory that had odd hours. You worked 12 hour shifts, 3 days on then 4 days off. This particular week it was the middle of the week I had the days off. My mate was a big fan of the local team (Dunfermline Athletic FC). It was a Tuesday and, as aforementioned, i had this day off and hadn't been able to do anything at the weekend because I was working, so my mate decided to have a mid-week night with some folks who, for one reason or another, didn't have any obligations either (or at least for thier sake I hope they didn't). We started the night ironically at Legends Bar, the bar that's literally at DAFC's stadium of East End Park. We had a few drinks, styed for a couple of hours then headed into the town centre. Strangely, it was actually here that we run into a few of DAFC's players on a night out. Because they play at the weekends, this was pro-footballer's "weekend" if that makes sense. We drank, partied like one dose at that age then ended up at one of these players flats to end the night (I can't remember the guy's name). We kept drinking and I must have fallen asleep in the guy's bathroom because that's where he found me the next morning. The thing I remember the most about being there was he was showing a tape of, what was I must admit, a brilliant goal he scored for Dunfermline a few weeks earlier. He was not gonna let anyone forget "That was me! I scored that!" 😆. Anyway, we headed out for some hangover grub then eventually back home in the afternoon. A good night. Edited July 27, 2021 by Shagger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality vs Adventure Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 7 minutes ago, Shagger said: The bathroom of a professional football (soccer) player. Here's the story. I was 18 working at an electronics factory that had odd hours. You worked 12 hour shifts, 3 days on then 4 days off. This particular week it was the middle of the week I had the days off. My mate was a big fan of the local team (Dunfermline Athletic FC). It was a Tuesday and, as aforementioned, i had this day off and hadn't been able to do anything at the weekend because I was working, so my mate decided to have a mid-week night with some folks who, for one reason or another, didn't have any obligations either (or at least for thier sake I hope they didn't). We started the night ironically at Legends Bar, the bar that's literally at DAFC's stadium of East End Park. We had a few drinks, styed for a couple of hours then headed into the town centre. Strangely, it was actually here that we run into a few of DAFC's players on a night out. Because they play at the weekends, this was pro-footballer's "weekend" if that makes sense. We drank, partied like one dose at that age then ended up at one of these players flats to end the night (I can't remember the guy's name). We kept drinking and I must have fallen asleep in the guy's bathroom because that's where he found me the next morning. The thing I remember the most about being there was he was showing a tape of what was I must admit a brilliant goal he score for Dunfermline a few weeks earlier. He was not gonna let anyone forget "That was me! I scored that!" 😆. Anyway, we headed out for some hangover grub then eventually back home in the afternoon. A good night. 😆 They left you in the bathroom with your dinner in the toilet. hahaha Shagger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagger Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Just now, Reality vs Adventure said: 😆 They left you in the bathroom with your dinner in the toilet. hahaha Nope, I was barf free. I honest to god believe I went in there for a piss and just... dosed off. Reality vs Adventure and killamch89 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blackangel Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 If we're talking about drunken nights, then the time I woke up duct taped nude hanging from the monkey bars on a catholic school playground with a bunch of 3-5 year olds looking at me would top my list. Reality vs Adventure, killamch89 and Shagger 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagger Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, The Blackangel said: If we're talking about drunken nights, then the time I woke up duct taped nude hanging from the monkey bars on a catholic school playground with a bunch of 3-5 year olds looking at me would top my list. (Seriously, I may as well just lock this thread now. Nobody is gonna top that.) Edited July 27, 2021 by Shagger AndreiMirfi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 I fell asleep in the dentist's chair during a checkup/teeth cleaning. It was actually pretty painful too, so I have no idea how I managed that. 😕 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killamch89 Posted July 28, 2021 Author Share Posted July 28, 2021 9 hours ago, The Blackangel said: I'm going to assume movie theatres don't count? If that's the case, then I would say the kitchen. I only woke up to the smell of a burning pizza. But at least I got a new frisbee out of the whole incident, and a chew toy for my dogs. Falling asleep in the kitchen isn't anything new especially when waiting for food and that's why I always set the timer on my phone. 5 hours ago, The Blackangel said: If we're talking about drunken nights, then the time I woke up duct taped nude hanging from the monkey bars on a catholic school playground with a bunch of 3-5 year olds looking at me would top my list. I'm not going to lie, I spat out my drink just now... 7 hours ago, Shagger said: Nope, I was barf free. I honest to god believe I went in there for a piss and just... dosed off. The smell didn't bother you at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blackangel Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 11 minutes ago, killamch89 said: I'm not going to lie, I spat out my drink just now... What can I say. I've had some rather...... we'll call them "interesting" experiences in my younger days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killamch89 Posted July 28, 2021 Author Share Posted July 28, 2021 1 hour ago, The Blackangel said: What can I say. I've had some rather...... we'll call them "interesting" experiences in my younger days. Same for me but the difference is that I hardly even got wasted to the point I totally lost all awareness of what's going on around me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blackangel Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 (edited) 12 hours ago, killamch89 said: Same for me but the difference is that I hardly even got wasted to the point I totally lost all awareness of what's going on around me. Yeah, but the first one to pass out always gets punked. And when everyone else at the party is completely shitfaced too, the punking gets really creative. Edited July 28, 2021 by The Blackangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killamch89 Posted July 28, 2021 Author Share Posted July 28, 2021 4 hours ago, The Blackangel said: Yeah, but the first one to pass out always gets punked. And when everyone else at the party is completely shitfaced too, the punking gets really creative. The worst I've seen is some girl using a permanent marker to draw arrows around another girl's mouth with the words "Glory hole right here. All men accepted"... Shagger and The Blackangel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagger Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 On 7/28/2021 at 8:16 PM, killamch89 said: The worst I've seen is some girl using a permanent marker to draw arrows around another girl's mouth with the words "Glory hole right here. All men accepted"... Do you work for Blizzard? DC and killamch89 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
