kingpotato Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 The title says it all, if you were a super hero what would be your sad or dark back story? Quoting South Park the Fractured But Whole, "He was traumatized and become a hero because his dad fucked his mom" xD My back story as a small spud a rabid squirrell ate the other potatoes at my garden, therefore I became Super King Monarch Supreme Lord All Mighty Overpowered Brazzers actor Humble Warrior Beer Champion Potato and now every time I see a squirrel at the street I throw my loose change at them Justin11, DC and Empire Of Sight 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Of Sight Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 I was born, stitched together , sown ... just a mere Yellow Hat.. Cursed by this easily faded color, quickly damaged by greasy fingers... left in the closet 11 months a year until spring returned. As I faded... the darkness set and slowly changed me to a black hat I never forgot the abandonment.. Hopping head to head , thrift store to thrift store, homeless camp to shelter I would spread,,, spread my lice , coveting the scratching of all who wore me would endure. I believed in torture by kindness thus keeping their heads warm I would shed the unfathomable seed of itching sorrows.. kingpotato and Gonassis 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin11 Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 If I am a super hero as your thread title implies, I wouldn't worry much about my career endeavour, because I got the super power to transform anything I want and avoid anything that will cause me sadness. I'll gladly make a career in football to fulfill my childhood dream. Gonassis and Empire Of Sight 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingpotato Posted August 21, 2022 Author Share Posted August 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Justin11 said: If I am a super hero as your thread title implies, I wouldn't worry much about my career endeavour, because I got the super power to transform anything I want and avoid anything that will cause me sadness. I'll gladly make a career in football to fulfill my childhood dream. No dude thats not what the thread is about. If you were a super hero, what would be your tragic backstory? Like what made you become a hero or what gave you your powers Like for example batman lost his parents so he became a hero Gonassis and Empire Of Sight 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Of Sight Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 On 8/21/2022 at 11:56 PM, kingpotato said: No dude thats not what the thread is about. If you were a super hero, what would be your tragic backstory? Like what made you become a hero or what gave you your powers Like for example batman lost his parents so he became a hero Oops I became a supervillain on accident xD kingpotato and Gonassis 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonassis Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 If I were a superhero, I'd probably be a fry cook, then one day I slipped on some greasy patty that fell on the floor, and I got stabbed by a dimension travelling scorpion the wandered near the patty on the floor, I'd be named SCORPION MAN (totally original yeah?) 🤣 kingpotato and Empire Of Sight 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melanie_marie27 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I would be a ghost that could secretly keep an eye on whatever anyone was doing. I'm not a nosy person by nature, but I think that would be a lot of fun. I would also move stuff around or hide items (they're actually called hider ghosts,) like when you mysteriously find your keys in a strange place.. 👻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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