DC Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 If you were mayor for the day, what three things would you change about your city? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazycrab Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 Keep it in a state of permanent "Purge". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blackangel Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 If a permanent purge wasn’t an option, then I would banish the entire right wing, fire the entire police force and restaff with new cops (our PD is corrupt from the bottom all the way up), and buy a monkey despite @Rain Dew telling me that I’m not allowed. I know that I’m a bitch, but damnit she’s denying me my monkey! Crazycrab 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazycrab Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, The Blackangel said: If a permanent purge wasn’t an option, then I would banish the entire right wing, fire the entire police force and restaff with new cops (our PD is corrupt from the bottom all the way up), and buy a monkey despite @Rain Dew telling me that I’m not allowed. I know that I’m a bitch, but damnit she’s denying me my monkey! You what, fuck it! Replace the whole police force with monkeys! The whole town even! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality vs Adventure Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, The Blackangel said: If a permanent purge wasn’t an option, then I would banish the entire right wing, fire the entire police force and restaff with new cops (our PD is corrupt from the bottom all the way up), and buy a monkey despite @Rain Dew telling me that I’m not allowed. I know that I’m a bitch, but damnit she’s denying me my monkey! You would get too attached to a monkey. What a monkey has that other animals don’t have are hands. That is a part of the higher intelligence spectrum. To feel, not just walk and scrap with others like claws and paws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 First of all, try to do something about the traffic. Secondly, build a racetrack, just because. Finally, build a massive statue of a platypus. The Blackangel, killamch89 and Rain Dew 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Dew Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 19 hours ago, Kyng said: First of all, try to do something about the traffic. Secondly, build a racetrack, just because. Finally, build a massive statue of a platypus. Love the platypus statue idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 On 12/6/2022 at 8:09 PM, Rain Dew said: Love the platypus statue idea! Thanks 😄 ! To be honest, I could probably combine it with the racetrack idea... the track could pass straight into the duck's bill 🙂 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killamch89 Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 Build proper shelters for homeless people and animals, get them some proper healthcare and education/skill training so that they wouldn't be on the sidewalks constantly suffering. Charge idiotic drivers hefty fines for driving like jackasses and putting everyone's life in danger. Charge those idiots who dump their garbage on the sidewalk without disposing of it properly some hefty fines. All Flat Earthers would be executed on sight and I'd have a signs up around the town that said "Flat Earthers are an invasive species, shoot on sight if there's evidence that you've encountered one. Let's make them extinct like the dinosaurs..." The Blackangel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
