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What’s the funniest way you’ve ever hurt yourself (nothing too serious, of course)?

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We’ve all had those moments where we hurt ourselves in the silliest ways. Maybe you slipped while trying to impress someone, or tripped over your own feet. Share your funniest (and harmless!) self-inflicted injury. Let’s laugh together at those cringe-worthy, yet hilarious moments that make us all human.

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I was an idiot. I was playing with an airsoft gun one night, shooting at cans between 2 rooms. I saw how slow the bb was going. Thus I got curious about just how powerful it was. So I put it on my thigh and fired a shot. I’m pretty sure that I invented a few new vulgarities. @Rain Dew came running to see what was going on. When she saw what I had done, she just turned around and walked back to the bedroom.

Like I said; I was an idiot.

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15 hours ago, The Blackangel said:

I was an idiot. I was playing with an airsoft gun one night, shooting at cans between 2 rooms. I saw how slow the bb was going. Thus I got curious about just how powerful it was. So I put it on my thigh and fired a shot. I’m pretty sure that I invented a few new vulgarities. @Rain Dew came running to see what was going on. When she saw what I had done, she just turned around and walked back to the bedroom.

Like I said; I was an idiot.

That sounds pretty painful! Here's one! I once tripped over my own shoelaces while carrying a slice of cake. I went down in slow motion, desperately trying to keep the cake safe. I ended up with frosting all over my face and a bruised ego, but the cake was saved. Sometimes, you’ve got to sacrifice yourself for dessert, right?

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