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The Blackangel

What kind of funeral do you want?

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We all have to figure out what will be done with our bodies after we die. It’s a fact of life. I’ve always wanted a funeral pyre. Throw in a short wake if you want. A pyre is legal in Colorado (or it was) so I would want my body taken there. If that’s not an option when I die, then I just want to be cremated. I don’t want to be buried. Being as claustrophobic as I am, I just can’t stand the idea of being locked in a box, dropped in a hole, and have hundreds of pounds of dirt thrown on top of me. I could never rest if that’s what was done to me.

Stack up a bunch of concrete blocks, douse my ass in lighter fluid, and strike a match. That would be my favorite.

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